Adult Blogger: MILF NEXT DOOR were not immune. One day, over a few, illegally purchased beers my friend Chad told me that he was in love with my Mom. I thought he was joking, but the more we talked the more he convinced me he was serious. Before we had graduated in the fall, Chad had been a star football player for our high school team ( that's how I knew him. I played defensive end ) and a good-looking son of a bitch. In addition to his handsome face and body, Chad was hung like a horse. I knew that he had waxed the ass of almost every girl in the school worth having, so I was surprised to find out that he was fixated on my mother. When he asked me if it bothered me that he wanted to sleep with my Mom, I had to confess that it didn't, and if he wanted to go for it, he was more than welcome to. I may have objected if I thought he had a legitimate shot, but I knew my Mom and she wasn't the type to cheat on her husband - especially with a guy her son's age.